Tossing batting practice…while wondering if the season ending neck injury Ellis Hobbs suffered is a chronic thing resulting from years of whiplash courtesy of repeatedly getting beat by good, bad and marginal receivers…

If it is, then score one for the Bill Belichick and the medical staff for getting rid of him when they did and getting something for nothing.

Good win on Sunday for the Pats, even if the Dolphins offense is as exciting as it was successful. Usually in a game involving that much between the tackle running, and little downfield passing there's a spirit squad and a 50-50 raffle at halftime involved.

For all the grief that Belichick takes for being so vague and flippant with the injury report, I think Tony Sparano should be equally chastised for not properly reporting to the world last week that Joey Porter was questionable (head case) or doubtful (no heart). At the very least I hope this week he’s listed as probable (castration) after his refusal to speak with the media after the game Sunday.

Apparently Porter only got half the message from Jimmy Johnson, the part about walking the walk must have got cut off on his NFL Films highlights. Or perhaps Johnson should clarify that walking the walk doesn’t mean slip out the back door quietly.

I endorse Larry Johnson possibly coming to the Patriots for the remainder of the season. I think we could go a long way toward educating him about tolerance in our liberal blue state abode. Unless he only runs for two yards a carry, then ship his ignorant ass out to some Baptist bible thumping outpost where the illiterate yahoos will identify with him as a kindred spirit.
In Bill I trust.

I absolutely despise everything about the Colts, and since moving to the south anytime I come across someone who claims to love Peyton Manning, I immediately end the conversation and move on to someone else. However Belichick’s track record is to almost never lose to a team twice in one season, so quite frankly I’m ok with the Patriots losing this week. (opinion subject to change at about 8:21 Sunday night).

Because of the fact that a half a rain forest, and an infinite amount of internet space is being wasted in previews of Sunday’s game I’m going to promise you a breakdown in less than 90 words that can sum up the whole game.
I am interested to see just how fast the defense really is against a proven offense. The secondary has looked great swarming to the ball and doling out hits like the old Lombardi Trophy Patriots but now its time to see what it looks like against a real AFC contender.
I still think this defense will be better eight weeks from now but this is a good barometer game.
And the offense needs to step it up in the red zone and quit settling for three points.
See, you don’t need to waste lots of words and time talking about this one just go out and play the game.

College basketball season started this week, and while I’m the second biggest college basketball junkie I know (the phenomenal Sully’s Blog at the Globe takes the top spot because honestly its been a while since I tivoed a Cal/Murray State game and watched it three days later) its still hard to get excited just yet, another week and I’ll start to have mock brackets ready to go.
Though no matter what time of year, and what level its good to see Isiah Thomas get his ass kicked even if it did come at the hands of North Carolina.

The Celtics have looked a little older of late. I guess playing eight games in 12 days with a roster and offensive philosophy one would expect to find in an Over 30 YMCA league its to be expected. The three point barrage continues, and apparently the media in Boston chose to only notice it when the shots didn’t go in and they lost a game. However it was good to see in the NJ game Saturday night the C’s recognized the shots weren’t falling and they attacked the basket a little bit, and good ball movement created open lanes for cutters to get easy buckets down the stretch.

My nonexistent current basketball career sort of mimics that of Rasheed Wallace. I have the ability to go in the post (yet I almost always decide not too), generally choosing to wander out beyond the arc repeatedly clapping my hands or whooping to announce I’m open and jacking threes at any opportunity. Defensively, I stand around not really covering anyone, but I can still rebound. And I steadfastly refuse to participate in a fastbreak, or move at any speed great than a brisk jog.
If I were 6-10 with anger management issues, I’d probably be in the League.

I’m as big a KG fan as anyone else, and his work in the community is tremendous, but someone needs to explain to him that he can’t build a homeless shelter for kids just by throwing up bricks from 17 feet away.
He’s starting to reach the level of “Strap” in Hoosiers. “Don’t shoot unless you’re wide open under the basket.”
Doc’s too nice to say this, but I can think of a coach who could explain KG’s role on offense much the same way he once told a precocious freshman from RI, for the sake of anonymity we’ll call him R. Shibley, “Hey (expletive deleted)! Your job is reverse the ball, set screens and only shoot if the shot clock is under 5 and you can’t kick it out of bounds to prevent a fast break the other way.”

You know you've lived in the country for a while when the sounds of sirens at 1am on a Saturday startle you.
I lived in downtown Boston and Roxbury for six years there was a time when the gunshot or firecracker game didn't even faze me, and now I’ve been reduced to one of those country folk wondering what happened to garner all that noise.

And with that I make a triumphant return to the Bean this weekend for the next few weeks, in hopes of seeing some people, celebrating Thanksgiving, pretending its not my birthday, and sabotaging a wedding before it can ruin a life.
Expect lots of bitching about the cold weather in the next post

Tossing batting practice while wondering if either of these teams will have enough pitching left to beat Taiwan in the International championship game…

Alright, I’ve had enough, whatever baseball stadium architect out there who thought designing ballparks with dimensions taken from Williamsport needs to be put out of business. Maybe Art Vandelay is alive and well.
The Hideki Matsui home run off Pedro Martinez in game 2 was such a joke even Bucky Dent was embarrassed to call it a home run. The “blast” from ARod in game 3 was so bad John Sterling couldn’t bring himself to call it an A-Bomb, it was more like a road flare.
Both these ballparks are so small all of a sudden Fenway looks cavernous. The only difference between this series and the Home Run Derby is the hitters don’t get to bring their own pitchers. (Though I’m pretty sure most Yankees would choose either Joe Blanton or Brad Lidge)

Even the NCAA softball committee finally voted to push all the fences back 10 or 20 feet, because of the mockery all the homers were making of the game. This revelation might make ASA hall of fame stadium eligible to host an MLB team should one move to Oklahoma City. (and yes you can spare me the obvious chicks dig the long ball joke as related to softball)

Petey pitched tremendous in game 2, but that was kinda the standard Pedro in the Bronx performance. Look like you’re in command, blow away the good hitters, but the Yanks grind him so much he gives up a cheapie like the Matsui homer, and then in the 7th they get a couple runners on, add one insurance run and then its onto Rivera for the save.
I read that book a lot in college, probably the only book I read in college, because it had pictures and sound.

I’m really hoping that Pedro goes out to the mound with a bloody, or ketchup stained sock for Game 6. He’s always been the master of the mind game and it would be hilarious. However, in the end the mystery that is Andy Pettite’s effectiveness still has yet to be solved, and I don’t see it happening anytime soon.

Useless stat of the day: Pettite is 0-2 in his last two game six World Series starts including the bludgeoning he took at the hands of Arizona, which Yankee fans will defend to their deaths he was tipping his pitches so it doesn’t count. The “True Yankees” Pettite, Rivera, Jeter, and Posada would be defended by Yankee fans if they were on trial at The Hague for war crimes.

I’m happy that the series goes back to NY, it’s good for the long suffering fans there to see a world title clinched on their home field. Do you realize that there are young kids in the Bronx who are eligible to suit up for the Rolando Paulino Little League All-Stars who have never seen a world championship in their lifetimes?

We here in Boston have the $70 million grand slam, thanks to JD Drew’s homer in the 07 LCS, I guess the Yankees now have the $52 million stolen bases courtesy of Johnny Damon.
At least Drew did his in the first year of his contract, Damon probably just earned himself a new deal in the Bronx just based on that. He’s still a moron intellectually, and a deceitful lying cheat (at least according to Sox fans and his ex wife).
I hope he can’t find gainful employment in retirement as a used car spokesman in Bergen County because there are about two dozen other Yankee legends already in line for the job.

It seems rather appropriate that the score in the 2nd quarter of the Lions/Rams game was 3-2. A three run homer by Albert Pujols couldn’t stand up, as predictably with two bad teams the bullpens imploded.

Speaking of affronts to football, how bad was the first half of that Jets/Dolphins game, Everett high school’s offense looked more creative than either of these two teams, and I’m not sure they’ve thrown a pass in this decade.
I think the good folks in Canton can put a stop to the Rex Ryan bust they had started after week 2.

I hope Tom Brady shatters every record that Brett Favre sets, with the exception of one. I sincerely hope Tommy never gets the chance to beat all 32 teams, and I’m pretty sure the sight of him in gang green (or whatever that god awful AFL Titans color is) would probably reduce me to tears.

I feel like Brad Childress is actually on his little salesmen headset asking people if they are satisfied with their long distance carriers.

Not too much about the Celtics this week, they are kicking ass and not even bothering to take names. Offensively they look real good with a lot of ball movement and finding easy shots all over the floor.

If I were to nitpick, I’d have two gripes. One, while Ray Allen is obviously a tremendous shooter, he’s been jacking them up at a rate that would make Eddie House or Kevin McHale blush. He’s a great passer, and I’d like to see him do a little more of it and not just shoot every time he thinks he’s got a little bit of space inside the hashmark. He’s a free agent at the end of the year, and hopefully he’s not gunning (literally) for a new contract, fortunately I don’t think he’s that type of guy and I’m sure we can get Jim Calhoun to take a trip up I-84 to beat that out of him if he is (like I said it was a nitpick).

Secondly, I’m a little concerned about the amount of three’s they are hoisting. As a former shooter myself, I find it incredibly fun to watch. However I’d equate it to football its way more fun watching Brady throw it all over the place than those Laurence Maroney tip-toe two-yard losses. But you have to show offensive balance in the…
wait for it…
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE (I’m watching MNF as this is written)
and in the NBA you can’t live and die by the three, I just hope this doesn’t become an Achilles heel that eventually derails the C’s like it did the undefeated regular season team that shall not rehashed because opponents figure out how to stop it.

On the positive side, this team defends in the halfcourt like a group of overzealous branch Davidians, it wouldn’t surprise me to see Kevin Garnett light the basket on fire and go down with the rim rather than allow dribble penetration and an easy bucket.

Tossing Batting practice while wondering what inning those “who’s your daddy” chants will officially become tiresome in the World Series…

Welcome back basketball, I missed you. Normally basketball is a sign of cold weather looming, but not anymore, now that I live in the South. (I could also get used to watching the World Series at an outdoor patio at night in late October)

I am excited for the Celtics being the biggest a-holes in the league, that should be entertaining. I’ve convinced myself that Rasheed Wallace is just misunderstood.

I’m also setting the over/under on technicals for the season on the C’s at 161. I will take the over.

I’d also make the prediction that the Celtics are whistled for more technical fouls as a team than Lebron James is whistled for personal fouls. James was among the least whistled player a year ago which I think should preclude you for being on the all-defensive team.

Anderson Varajao is what Bill Laimbeer would look like with tattoos and long hair.

The last two weeks for the Patriots is kinda like when Alabama plays Chattanooga in the middle of the SEC schedule just for a break. You can only play who’s on the schedule in the NFL but the fact the Pats went almost six quarters without allowing a point, while scoring 80 unanswered was hilarious.

I’m real glad there were no roughing the passer flags thrown against the Bucs, this way here we Pats fans were spared the obvious “God Save the Queen” jokes.

Mark McGwire, is going to be the Cardinals new hitting coach, I guess the Cardinals are going to forgo playing a National League schedule next year and go play that slow pitch softball home run tour of MLB ballparks.
I don’t get this one, I just don’t think of great hitter when I think of McGwire, I mean steroid jokes aside he hit .300 once, and averaged close to a strikeout per game for his career.

Chone Figgins, is quite possibly the worst postseason hitter ever. Every single year the Angles are in the playoffs, and every year he’s listed as being the difference maker, well this October he was a robust 3-35.
Speaking of overrated, at least if I have to suffer through the Yanks winning I hope the myth that Mike Socisia is the best manager in baseball can finally be dispelled. He managed that series like he still suffered the lingering effects of acute radiation poisoning from the Springfield nuclear power plant.
He manages aggressively, and I have no problem with that, but the media treats him like he’s reinventing the sport by bunting, and using the hit and run, when in reality his teams run into outs, have no patience at the plate, and fold in big moments.

Welcome back shitty Brett Favre, and just a shade early this season, last year he waited til Thanksgiving to suck, but with him coming out and seeing his shadow at Heinz field does that mean we only have six more weeks of Vikings playoff talk?

Hey Mangini, are you sure you don’t want to take some toxic waste off the hands of the good folks from the state of New Jersey? The Braylon Edwards deal was a sham even Al Davis cringed at.
The NY Metro area hasn’t seen such a one sided deal go in their favor since the Dutch bought Manhattan for $25 worth of beads. Hats off to the Jets though, they played Mangenius like an unwitting Indian chief being extolled the virtues of Oklahoma as its new luxurious home.

Oh, I get it a 35 year old shortstop coming off a couple injury plagued sub-par seasons rededicates himself in the offseason and has a career year, and it was just the new trainer and workout regiment huh?

I remember when I saw that article the first time, in 2001 and it marveled at how hard Victor Conte had trained Barry Bonds for the rigors of a 162 game season.

Congratulations to Scott Kazmir for winning the Joe Nathan award given to the pitcher who looks so bad on the brightest stage against the Yankees that the only logical explanation is a boat load of gambling debts to some guy named Vinnie “The ambiguous body part” from Brooklyn.

Someday someone somewhere will explain to me how Andy Pettite is good. He throws one pitch a cutter, that couldn’t break a pane of glass, and a curveball in the dirt, yet every postseason he looks like the reincarnation of Warren Spahn.
I guess the newest “shipment” comes in around late September for him every year.

Lastly, a happy anniversary to all the Sox fans reading this. Five years ago tonight our lives changed profoundly for the better. Everyone from Mark Bellhorn, to Keith Foulke deserves our undying gratitude for lifting a weight off the shoulders of all of us.
October 27th, 2004 will always live among the happiest moments of my life.

One thing I will never forget is working the day shift at the Globe the next day. Now usually an afternoon shift allowed me to do some homework, shoot the breeze with people, show up late and leave early. But on this day the phone rang off the hook all day long like it was Friday night during high school football season. Calls came in from around the country, almost none of whome were redsox fans before last week, congratulating me on "my historic win" and telling me how hard they rooted for us, and seeing us win made them so happy. At first I tried to explain, how I all I did was crack open a bottle of champagne after the game nearly dousing a Boston cop before intelligence prevailed, but it was too much so I just let the accolades and congraulations pour in. It was truly amazing, even more so now that the rest of America hates us.

Not tossing batting practice today, instead we’re moving the chains in a special college football themed post live from the land of plaid fedoras and Forest Gump….Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

One of my goals in moving to the South has been to make sure I take the opportunity to experience as many things I possibly can that I otherwise wouldn’t do back home. That’s how I wound up at the final round of the Masters in April, and it’s what brought me to the Mecca of College Football in the south this weekend, the home of the Crimson Tide.

I was an Alabama fan as a kid, the first season I remember watching college football was the last time they won the title and I rooted for that team all year. I was thrilled when Jay Barker got drafted by the Pats, until it was determined he truly did suck. Having lived in Georgia for almost a year I’ve grown to be rather anti-Bulldog. The fans here are fanatical but they hold a higher opinion of themselves and their program than they should since they haven’t won much. As a result I enjoy going the other way and rooting for Alabama, besides Nick Saban is a friend of Football Jesus, and any friend of Bill Belichick is a friend of mine.
So today I’m on a mission to scout future Patriots looking for the next Randall Gay or Jarvis Green.

One of my friends that I play ball with down here is an Alabama alum, one of the original “Never Graduate” types, who majored in football for seven years before being asked to leave with a degree. Lots of people go to college for seven years, but in Alabama they aren’t called doctors or lawyers.
When the opportunity arose for us to go to Saturday’s game we figured we’d be stupid not too.
As far as opposing backgrounds go it doesn’t get much more different than my Redneck Sherpa and me.
He grew up in a small town in rural Alabama, indoctrinated in Crimson upon birth, with an affinity Nascar and all things that encompass southern living.
I of course am none of that. But regardless it makes for a good time when we get together.

I am greeted by Joe Willie at about 10 in the morning clad in a red number 12 Tide jersey and a Bear Bryant Fedora, for someone working on no sleep he is remarkably fired up.
The number 12 is sacred in Alabama apparently, they are the 12 time national champions, and it’s generally the quarterback’s number including Bama legend, Joe Willie Namath.

We departed Atlanta shortly thereafter figuring on a three hour trip, a scant 32 minutes later after a beer run, I’ve cracked open my first adult beverage of the day. This is going to be one interesting day.
Shortly after 11 we’ve crossed into Alabama “Feel your IQ drop 50 points?” I am asked. Instead, I went the other way and immediately felt smarter than I had an eighth of a mile ago.

Twenty minutes later we drive by Talladega Motor Speedway, and while I’m not that impressed it made for 10 minutes of Ricky Bobby jokes. Joe Willie is paying homage to the Nascar cathedral and all its aura that to me is just a damned field with a massive amount of portajohns that seems a little out of place.

On the other side of Birmingham we make a brief stop in a place called Hueytown, it’s apparently home to the Alabama Gang, which I’m thinking is the southern version of the bloods or crips, but in fact it was a Nascar Pit Crew. (I don’t really have a joke here, I think the fact a bunch of glorified Speedee Mechanics are memorialized on a plaque as you enter the town sort of speaks for itself)

Thirty miles from Tuscaloosa and Joe Willie has been taunting folks with South Carolina license plates, this is not as funny as it was two and a half hours ago.
However, an SUV drives by with personalized Alabama plates, that says CYAJPW. A slap in the face to the quarterback of the previous three years John Parker Wilson.
Only in this state will people taunt college kids for their perceived shortcomings. Apparently bringing the program back to prominence and an SEC title game and a Sugar Bowl was not enough for John Parker Wilson to not be.
These people have leaped past the threshold of passionate and gone right into outright overzealous fanaticism.
I’d hate to see what they think of the current signal caller, who looks a tad bit overwhelmed at times to put it mildly.



We get to campus, and of course the first thing I go to see is the softball field. (leave your petty cheap shots in the comments)

Like most colleges if you donate enough money they’ll name a building after you, but if you’re the defensive coordinator of a national championship team, you get an entire main road on campus named in your honor.

I’ve been here 10 minutes an already got into an argument over what’s a better accomplishment, a national championship or a super bowl.

The campus itself looks exactly like Harvard if you put it in a southern town with enough space to continuously expand until they reach the Mississippi border. Lots of red brick buildings everywhere.

We get to a quiet bar to watch some of the Florida and USC games. I order my beer and get the evil eye from the bartender like I’m Reggie Hammond in the redneck bar in 48 hours. This is not the friendly atmosphere of Cheers.

It’s rather cold today about 48 degrees with a very stiff wind, but while I’m a little chilly in shorts and a sweatshirt most of the fans are dressed like for a January (or maybe even October from what I saw on tv today) game in Foxboro.

It’s game time so we head to the stadium, it’s an absolute Monument to the game. A short walk down Bear Bryant Ave and we’re into the stadium right on the field. Looking up and seeing the entire stadium from field level is a little overwhelming. I’ve never seen that many people in my life in one place, and it’s pretty damn cool.



The first Forest Gump joke is made just before kickoff, “and after five years of football I got myself a college degree.”

The Tide runs back an interception for a touchdown before I’ve even got to my seats 50 rows from the field on the 20 yard line. (If you’re going to do a once in a lifetime game, spend the extra money for a good ticket, it’s way worth it).

After Alabama QB Greg McElroy does his best Tony Easy impression the natives are getting restless about the Tide’s listless passing attack. “We aint had a quarterback in 40 years quit throwin the dang ball,” is uttered from my section.
With Mark Ingram in the backfield that seems like an astute observation.

Alabama finally picks up a first down. Most stadiums have some sort of chant the entire crowd does, and Bryant-Denny Stadium is no different, however when you hear 92,000 southern accents shout Roll Tide! In unison its pretty damn funny and cool.

Speaking of damn, I get a couple of dirty looks for yelling “Jesus Christ” and then later on “goddamn it” after a couple failed third down conversions.
By the way there are three churches that are directly across the street from the stadium on different street corners.



You know you've gotten old when college bands are playing songs of your childhood; In this case we get basket case by green day before a field goal attempt by South Carolina.
On the whole Alabama gets high marks from me because it has four or five different songs in its rotation, so while they’re catchy they aren’t burned in your brain like that “glory glory to old Georgia” crap.

92,000 people just sang Lynard Skynard in unison, I’m a weeee bit intoxicated, but I do not need my gps to remind me I’m still in Alabama. (Every time I have written or said the word Alabama for the last two days its sounded like Forest when he’s commanding Jenny to come back to Greenbow, AlaBAMA!!!!) Thanks Joe Willie.

It’s halftime, I’m cranky because I can’t get a beer since its an NCAA event, so to the frat kid in the blue blazer who forearmed me in the back five times while trying to walk and text, well I’m sorry I threatened to slit your throat if you bumped me one more time. Wait, no I’m not that felt good, especially since I’m not even remotely a tough guy, but he looked like he’d pissed himself.

The second half starts and the Tide is putting the FOOT in football more punts and field goals on both sides, they should just go to penalty kicks now. It hasn’t even been excellent midfield play.

We get the loudest cheer of the night early in the fourth quarter when its announced that Auburn has lost to Kentucky.

Ingram runs for his only touchdown of the night (I am shocked to learn he rolled up 245 yards rushing, I wasn’t that drunk I don’t think, but if there’s such a thing as a quiet 240 yards of rushing, well until he broke the one that set up the final touchdown he was having said quiet night)

The clock is winding out and the band has started playing the victory song, Rammer Jammer.
If you’ve never heard it go listen, its like a musical victory cigar, rolled into a middle finger. It’s like a football version of the SIEVE chant!
“Hey Gamecocks! We just beat the hell out of you! Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer give em hell Alabama”

Lather, rinse, and repeat the lyrics about five more times. Like I said, it was pretty damn cool.


With the buzz starting to wear off its back to the gas station for more beer while we walk back seemingly to Huntsville where the car is parked. This leads to more drinking and the realization I have only eaten pop tarts and a pretzel today.
We stop at Krystal, a southern burger joint that’s all over the place. While its not chocolate chip pancakes at the South street diner, or even super sized steroid pizza slices from NYP but the Krystal mini burgers were absolutely phenomenal.

It’s about 2am and the day doesn’t really feel like its ended, There’s a gap of about three hours I cant account for, I think I was napping in the car in a motel parking lot (finding a hotel room of any kind on game weekend takes an act of god, plan accordingly). I awaken at about 6am crack open a beer and begin the journey back to Georgia cursing the brightness of the sun.

Overall since I have no personal attachment to a college football team, and I hate the BCS system but as a true sports fan I can appreciate the fanaticism and its easy to get caught up in it. I’m sure if I went to an English Premier League match I’d dive head first into that too. But if you fancy yourself a football fan, and a sports fan in general spending a fall Saturday in SEC college town should be on every fan’s bucket list. I’ve now crossed off football in Tuscaloosa.

ROLL TIDE!?!?!???!?

Tossing batting practice…like a dumb redneck closer who’s mouthed off a few too many times for my own good, before watching it implode in one fell swoop…

Well yesterday sucked on a level that I can’t remember in a long time….I guess I’ll just have to remember October 2004 when I went to game 2 of the World Series, and the Pats beat the Jets, in the words of Chris Farley: “That….was…..AWESOME!!!!”

Here's a better thought...Remember when the Yankees DIDN'T celebrate winning A playoff series?

A day like Sunday definitely sucks twice as much living in a different region. NOBODY feels bad for you, or offers sympathy. I even had a friggen Orioles fan send me a taunting text message.
However, this is Atlanta for you: In a bar with the Sunday Ticket, and the Falcons score a Touchdown Sunday, and only ONE person in the entire bar cheers.
I think the one guy cheering had something to do with BCS margin of victory points.

I know this sounds like sour grapes, but I’ve thought about this for a while (save for that Johnny Damon homer in the Bronx in August off Bard) but the Patriot thing to do with Papelbon right now is trade him this winter/
He’ll certainly get a decent return, and while it wont be the popular move getting value for him before wouldn’t be the worst thing to do.
Why not bring back Wagner as the closer, while also allowing Daniel Bard to be the 8th inning guy/closer if Wags has to pitch on consecutive nights? It’s more like a closer by Duo, as opposed to committee or quorum.

Or maybe Papelbon is just taking the Mariano Rivera career path, totally botch a save situation that costs your team a series only to bounce back as the dominant closer in the game.
If we ever get up 3-0 in a series though I implore you Tito, use someone else.

Is Big Papi going to have to legally change his name to “Ortiz Strikesout” during the winter?

It’s probably still too early to do a postmortem on this year’s sox team, but in the land of instant information I’m going to attempt a brief autopsy from a fan’s perspective.
Having watched this team daily from a long distance all season, I have to say this was the most unlikable Sox team since 2001.
The players definitely had a 25 guys 25 cabs feel to it, only further solidified by the piece in the Globe about alleged team leader Kevin Youkilis last week.
This team never really jelled, despite Victor Martinez’s best efforts, and never really seemed like they liked playing with each other.
Maybe I missed a few things being a thousand miles away all season, but I never found a connection to these guys, it was definitely the laundry that kept me interested all season long.
As I’ve said before, I’d root for Satan if he ever left the Yankees and signed with the Sox.

They never seemed to respond to adversity, something that was a staple of Red Sox teams of this decade, it seems like a disapointing way to end the most wildly sucessful decade in team history.

It was a shame to blow a chance with such good young pitching in its prime, but in the end, this was a flawed team from the start, who struggled to hit competent American League pitching all season long. The Orioles didn’t show up to play in October, and thus the Sox were shown to be what they were, a team who could hit in Fenway, but struggled on the road.

Bill Parcells used to say you are what your record says you are, and I always believed that to be true. Until this year.
The sox probably weren’t a playoff team in most years, but the fact that the Central was brutal, Texas fell off the map in September, and Tampa packed in the season around the trade deadline, all contributed to the Sox entering the postseason by default.
And much like 2005 when a similar occurrence happened the Sox went out listlessly.
It will say they were a 95 win team, but I think if you watched enough games (I think I logged 130ish, hey I was lonely and broke in Deliverance) you'd agree.

If nothing else came of this week I’m glad someone on the sox feels the same way about Youk as I do, I just wish he had gone on the record, so I could by him a beer.

I’d like to be encouraged by the hope that the owners usually go balls to the wall after a bitter disappointment like this, but the free agent market is beyond brutal. So unless there’s a voodoo practicing Cuban looking for religious freedom, or a reliever who spent this summer in the California Penal League, or Willie Mays Hayes out there I don’t know about I’d be very weary of a turnaround year.

I want to analyze the Pats game more, but honestly, I think the words of Ron Burgundy, “that escalated really quickly.”
The combination of alcohol, my buddy the Falcons fan, and the fact the Pats never really looked in danger until the final five minutes left me not watching intensely.

However, I think we can safely say the absence of Fred Taylor hurt. The defense is still good, but not great. And lastly Brady is going to continue to play like Scott Secules every time the Patriots play in the throwback unis.

I don’t care what the fine is, the Patriots should refuse to play in those AFL throwbacks the rest of the year.
I mean sure they look cool, but there is nothing in the history of the franchise worth celebrating that hasn’t happened in the last 10 years, and they play like S*^! everytime they wear them.

In the end, I’ll chalk this one up to the fact we just never play well in Denver, I mean if it weren’t for a purposeful safety and a fluke poor KO return, the Patriots would still be winless in Denver since Nixon was president the first time.

I understand there are a lot of great things about Albert Pujols, but I don’t think the term “high motor” will ever be used to describe him. His hustle down the line makes Manny look like Jacoby Ellsbury when he grounds out. However if Manny moved like that he’d be an affront to the game and every pundit would rail him.

It was good to hear Don Orsillo on a national broadcast, he’s gone from Sox Appeal promos to George Lopez show promos, I’m not sure if that’s a promotion or not. Give him credit he voices each one with an aplomb that makes me think he believes in them.

Mike Lowell has become the white Jim Rice, at least in regards to his ability to hit into double plays. I root for popups and strikeouts when he comes up with a runner on.

Im glad the series is over so I don’t have to endure anymore Bobby Abreu at-bats. Yeah Theo we had no use for a guy who wears out pitching and is seemingly always on base last offseason, great f’in call.

Tossing batting practice…while wondering if HBO could do a Sixth Season of the Wire, focusing on Ray Lewis and his violent gang of miscreant Ravens.

Growing up I’ve been taught that it’s always better to be lucky than good. During this century following the Pats that has never been more apropos from the Tuck Rule that benefitted us, to the damned helmet catch that killed us. Well I’m thankful that luck was on our side Sunday as Michael Clayton dropped that fourth down pass.

Couldn’t have happened to a nice scumbag either. It was Clayton who sent me into fantasy football retirement last year when he fumbled a pass forward two yards, giving him the half point needed to beat me in the playoffs costing my unemployed ass a large sum of money.
Like Billy Beane once said, my job is to get the team to the playoffs after that it’s all f’in luck.

Defensively the Patriots is sounding better every day, but since I was listening to Gil and Gino via my cell phone I can’t give much further analysis on Sunday’s win. Couldn’t even tell you how they looked.

To score 27 points on Avon Barksdale’s defense is definitely encouraging, but I think the loss of Stringer Bell to the Jets leaves them working more on street rep than actual current ability.
With the Patriots holding Baltimore’s new high flying offense to 14 points it kind of makes them a little bit like Marlo Stanfield, the young hungry group ready to take over the streets.

Ok I’ll stop with the vague HBO references, but the Orioles suck too much to make references to the Wire, unless you want to compare their decline to that of the decaying Baltimore School system, so I have to get them all out against the Ravens.
And like Bill Simmons said the other day, if you haven’t ever watched The Wire you should be ashamed of yourself. Listening to the Pats radio duo was a nice touch of feeling at home, but as far as actually getting pertinent information about the game, well Im just glad the little NFL scoreboard on my phone kept down, distance, and yard line accurately for me.

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I really didn't care whether the Olympics came to Chicago until the IOC just bitch slapped the US and Obama with that sham of a vote.
Newsflash Europe this was the guy you wanted elected and you just gave his detractors more ammo for criticism, you better hope the republican right doesn't elect Sarah Palin or else the 2016 Olympics will just be the US and remaining occupied continents that haven't been nuked as the result of it being the wrong time of month.

Given the way the IOC just openly despises America, it may be time to throw our economic weight around again, even if we have slimmed down lately like an anorexic high school cheerleader.
Let's boycott again only instead of for political purposes we just do it as a reminder that the Olympics only succeeds even remotely on a financial level because they need us, and the money we generate as a country a hell of a lot more than they realize, or we really need them.
I say we do it in 2012 when it’s in London, screw Europe and who wants to spend a month in a gloomy city of tea drinking elitists, sorry Limey but it had to be said.
I will continue to hate the IOC and most everything about Europe until softball is reinstated as an Olympic sport. Just because Europeans lack any sort of ability to catch and throw the rest of the world shouldn't be punished.

Larry Legend was in the house for the WNBA finals in Indiana last week, I won't make a joke out of fear of getting struck by lightning, but it’s good to see championship basketball being played in the Hoosier state again, even if it is women.
(Ducking bolts, swatting away pestilence)

Congratulations to the Yankees for clinching the ALDS last night. With the Twins winning the only thing the Yanks have to worry about is avoiding the dreaded champagne in the eyes injury to any major players during the celebration this weekend.

It turns out I was actually at the last game the Twins beat the Yanks in the Stadium. That was two years ago, but seems so much longer. It was three apartments, two states, and two careers ago in my lifetime, when Johan Santana topped Moose on a sticky Fourth of July while myself, JT and Joe College himself tried to shake a ridiculous hangover courtesy of the previous night’s social activities.

My playoff opening round predictions are as follows, bear in mind I was only 3-6 in predicting Division Champs in April, and the three non champs I predicted finished last, or second to last in their respective divisions, so I can be spectacularly wrong.

Yanks in 4….The hot air in the Metrodome courtesy of Brett Favre is sucked out, in much the same way Favre will suck out his welcome after Thanksgiving. The Twins have done it with smoke and mirrors all year, well the Yankees are the a-hole (or Dwight Schrute) in the audience who points out how the trick is done. Traditionally the hot team usually doesn’t keep it going in the postseason, the 2007 Rockies not withstanding, but they were on a historical hot streak.

St. Louis in 3….The Dodgers just aren’t good, they haven’t really been all year, trust me I saw more Dodger games than any other team besides the Sox. Their pitching is mediocre and their bullpen is close to shot thanks to the Vaudeville Hook Joe Torre.
The Cardinals have a great 1-2, but they are more than ok with relying on Joel Pinerio as their third starter.

Philadelphia in 4…One of my few correct preseason predictions, was that “I’m pretty sure Brad Lidge won’t be perfect again.”
I want to pick against the Phillies, but the fact the NL West sucked all year, only slightly more than the NL East sucked gives the Phillies the nod here. That and they have better pitching, but I am kinda hoping for one last Lidge implosion on a national stage, this way Philly fans are adequately prepared for Donovan McNabb’s inevitable meltdown later this year. Last year’s choke job in the NFC title game sort of caught them all by surprise for some strange reasons.

Angels in 5… As for the Sox, well I just think eventually the curse of Donnie Moore has to be lifted. The fact there is a permanent green light at second base for runners gives the Angels a huge advantage provided they can get runners on. I think the wild card is Kazmir, who has pitched well for Anaheim, and has owned the Sox. Because of him, I think the Angels split at Fenway, so the Sox need at least a split in Anaheim, I see that occurring, but in the end this game five just doesn’t go their way. All year long the Sox have struggled to hit and score runs against good pitching, sadly Baltimore, isn’t on the schedule this month.
If they can’t get into Anaheim’s bullpen this will be a frustrating series, a microcosm of the season as a whole.

Tossing batting practice…while taking up a collection to pay the ransom to free Tom Brady from whatever captivity in rural Idaho Drew Bledsoe has him in.

To quote the great George Costanza….I’m Back Baby!!!! (until I get writers block again)

Summer in the south really didn’t lend itself to a lot of interesting writing, other than the nightly Vin Scully moment where you laughed at the absurdity with which he connects generations of baseball like a creepy game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

With that, I think the return of football, as well as the onset of baseball playoffs makes it a good time to make a return attempt for as long as I remain interested in writing, or more importantly people remain interested in reading.

I trying to find a few silver linings in the Patriots performance so far, I mean lord knows I’ve long been the most optimistic of local sports fans this side of Ken Harrington. But really Brady has just not looked comfortable.
After the debacle against the Jets I had hoped that all week’s practice would consist of Vince Wilfork rushing untouched and drilling the Golden Boy until he realized it didn’t hurt anymore.
Alas the only thing missing from the Bledsoe happy feet repertoire was the ball tapping, and firing into double coverage. At least Drew stood in and took the hit that went with the horrific mistake he was leading us into.

When you live in a transient city like Atlanta you meet fans of all teams. The highlight of Sunday for me aside from the Pats win was watching the game with a Bills and Cowboys fan. We spent three hours telling Drew stories like it was some kind of support group for mentally anguished fans of teams led by slow footed quarterbacks prone to questionable decision making skills. Fortunately alcohol was there to heal wounds faster.

After week one everyone wanted to blame the offensive line, but really even in the Jets game the pressure only got to Brady because he currently has the quarterback version of the “Yips” or the “Shanks.”
Is there a name for it? Perhaps the Jamarcus’? the Delhomme’s? I think maybe the Romo’s fits best here as balls are sailing all over the place, as he refuses to set his feet and throw.

The success of the running game last week and in it’s brief incarnation in week one proves that o-line, aside from the pill popping rat manning the right tackle spot hasn’t been awful. I’m a proponent of throwing the ball all over the place, it’s way more fun to watch than a glorified soccer game consisting of excellent midfield play and punts. However, what’s even more entertaining to watch is the Pats defense getting an extended rest. So here’s hoping that with the running back spare part rotation that looks a lot like Theo Epstein’s bullpen building blueprint, maybe they’ll put a few more running plays on that wristband of Tom’s, and actually call them.


Joey Galloway really hasn’t been good since he played in Seattle. He was vastly overrated simply by playing in Dallas and not proving to be ridiculously incompetent (A slightly different version of the Romo’s). The last two seasons in Tampa I really couldn’t tell you what he did, all I know is he was always near the top of free agent wideouts taken after week two or three in fantasy football, and inevitably I’d always pass on him because I figured he can’t keep this up, or that was a huge fluke.
Well, I think right now Bill Belichick is looking like the guy in your league Galloway always inevitably ends up with, waiting for a breakout performance while trying to take solace in the two catches, and excellent route running abilities he’s shown.
That was really a long winded way of saying, I hope he rented, and it’s not in the same apartment complex as Jonathan Wilhite.

Speaking of Wilhite, how does a professional athlete hurt himself running from armed robbers? I mean if there’s one thing a well conditioned, defensive back who runs for a living should be able to do is not pull a groin while trying to evade intruders.
That really leaves little hope for me, in the unlikely event someone thinks I have a quarter million in jewelry hidden under stacks of old newspapers and fast food wrappers.

Beating an NFC South opponent has never meant so much to me, but after the grief I took everywhere I went for losing to the Jets there was no way I was going to be able to live that one down.

Alright one silver lining, I think the defense might not suck completely. You can see it’s definitely faster than the quicksand set of linebackers and D-backs the Pats have trotted out the last couple years. There’s also a bit of a mean streak especially out of Merriweather and Sanders, those two guys hit hard. I think the inexperience they have now will be gone by week 10 and the athleticism this group has may enable them to do a few more exotic things that the more experienced teams of the last two years simply couldn’t given their lack of speed. It could be like 2001 where the defense put it all together down the stretch.
However if they don’t find a way to put some pressure on the quarterback I take back the entire last paragraph.

Last night was honestly the first time I had watched a full inning of Red Sox baseball in about two weeks. I even had one of those elderly “who the hell is that guy, and boy does he suck” moments when JJ, I mean Josh Reddick struck out.
Incidentally Josh Reddick’s parents attend the same church as one of my ballplayers. These are the things southerners feel compelled to tell you because you wear a Red Sox hat. The other one being, “oh I’ve never been to Boston it’s real cold up there huh?”

End result, I’ll speak more about baseball in a separate post when games look less like ones being played at City of Palms park, and more like ones that have some meaning to and intensity to it.

Apparently the Bruins start this week, for a number of reasons there won’t be a lot of hockey talk here, the two most prominent being, 1. regular season hockey sucks and 2. I’m too lazy to look up how to properly spell Kreiji every time the subject comes up.
Had I been able to pick him out of a lineup I'd be sad to see Phil Kessel go. Dumping a star in his prime when his salary outweighs his usefulness and then go on a media blitz pointing out every one of his shortcomings…It’s called Red Sox! er rather Lucchinos! I mean Bruins!

With the Red Sox going out of their way to emulate the Patriots and their championship qualities, its good to see the B’s haven’t learned a damned thing, and they manage to pick out the worst quality in the second worst upper management member in Boston sports. (As long as that miser Jeremy Jacobs is alive, Lucchino will still be the Susan Lucci in the annual John Y. Brown award presented to the biggest d-bag owner in local sports).

I really like the B’s chances in the Adams Division this year, but both the Nordiques and Whalers will be tough outs if they can find any consistent scoring.

Tossing batting practice while wondering just how much Evan Longoria paid John Henry to own the Red Sox for the remainder of his career….

Watching Dwight Howard, must be like watching Wilt Chamberlain when he first came onto the scene, and the NBA had no rule for goaltending. Because it sure seems like said rule is not applied one bit in this series.
Well I saw it called finally once on a Rondo layup. It looked like Howard had the Lebron/Kobe look on his; all that was missing was the Moe Green soundbite “Do you know who I am?”

How come there wasn’t a Major League Baseball representative standing at home plate with an empty plastic cup after A-Roid hit his homer?

Is Jason Bay Canadian for Pedro Cerano? Straight ball he hit very much, but Bay no like curveball.
Regardless if the rest of the American League is going to keep throwing it to him, I will enjoy watching it.

My only thought on Manny is this; the revelation taints nothing as far as I’m concerned. If anyone really thought they were totally clean they’re just stupid.
If I wanted to put my blinders totally on I could buy the idea that he only started taking them after he had a sub par 2007 and knew he’d

When Steve Levy asked what has gotten into Johnny Damon on sportscenter the other day I couldn’t help but wonder either, A-rod’s or Pettite’s training regimen.

Hats off to Aubrey Huff for the hilarious fistpump after homering off of Joba the other day. And I am than ok with someone doing it to Papelbon in the future.

Speaking of the future I'm excited for the Sidd Finch era, er rather Daniel Bard. It should be fun to just watch someone throw it 100 miles an hour over and over again.

I have welcomed the Bruins back into my life as the regular season ended and the playoffs began, but like a family member welcoming home a child from rehab, I wasn’t totally sold. I’ve heard plenty of times, that things were going to be different this time and they had a new outlook and well here we watching them make the same spectacular failures of teams past.

As I watched the first period Friday night I saw the B’s come out flying, controlling play, but they hit a post, failed on a power play, and then gave up a crushing shorthanded goal. It was then I remembered I had seen this movie before, about 100 times during my childhood when I was a budding hockey star, and the B’s were a close second to the Sox in my allegiance.
But much like my childhood, I eventually got sick of watching Home Alone, and the Sandlot on a regular basis so I quickly turned my attention to the Caps/Pens game instead.

The Caps/Pens series has been phenomenal. It seems every time I change the channel and then come back someone has scored, it’s like watching the hockey equivalent of the Phoenix Suns playing each other. Fast break hockey with an edge, this is why I fell in love with the sport as a kid. It’s too bad the strike, lockout, and neutral zone trap destroyed the sport’s popularity.
It doesn’t help that ESPN is no longer covering it, leaving the worldwide leader was the dumbest business decision they could have ever made.

It was kind of funny to see a Bruins highlight from the late 90s that included a goal from Anson Carter. Whatever happened to him? On a side note I heard Mike Grier is still on an NHL roster this year. I think David Ortiz needs to get on his aging plan.

Is this the 2005 season? Because Anthony Johnson is dominating the Celtics like Gary Payton and Marcus Banks were manning the point.
In perusing basketball reference to look at the 2005 Celtics, I discovered that Rick Fox was the seventh highest paid player on the team that year, despite having not played an NBA game in two years, or played for the C’s in eight years.
The NBA where payment for services not rendered happens.

Stan Van Gundy says a lot of stupid things but when he admonished a reporter for using a war analogy to describe his team’s game recently I applauded him.
It’s sports journalism 101 never, compare a game to war, particularly if a war is going on, and while we all do it in our casual conversation reporters should know better, and deserve to be called to the carpet when it happens.
I’ve done it, and if someone called me out I’d sit there and take it. I’ve been frustrated when coaches have said that to me, and I always cut that quote even if it meant having a story with no quotes.
Today’s journalism rant is now complete.

Alas I refuse to believe the Celtics could lose a playoff series to a team who once coached UMass-Lowell and Castleton St.

B’s and C’s tonight in must wins for each. Even though the Celtics aren’t facing elimination the team that wins game 5 is like an 87 percent winner for the series, so I say it’s must win at home. They’ve displayed the heart of a champion when they’ve had to this postseason, and I expect nothing less tonight.
The building should be rocking, but they need Ray Allen to step up a little bit more, and get another big effort from Rondo, who has stood around on the perimeter too much the last couple games just dribbling around to the end of the shot clock.
As for the Bruins, as I said earlier I've seen this movie too many times to get sucked in right away, besides it's more their MO to sucker us in during the third period or overtime before destroying us.
I welcome them home from rehab, but I'm locking all my valuables and perhaps asking them to pea in a cup before I let them near my children (or in this case my heart).

Tossing batting practice…live from Deliverance where the folks don’t even know the Hawks are in a game 7 tomorrow much less a Celtics game 7 tonight. I know my neighbors
are rooting for the Bulls so I’ll stop yelling at the tv all night long.

Some lingering thoughts from game 6. The first time in my life that I wanted Pierce to take the pull up three coming off the curl, and he goes to the basket, only to turn it over and foul out. Sort of sums up the entire Paul Pierce experience.

Rondo played his D game, no matter what anyone says. Everyone has bad shooting nights, so I'll even give him a pass for going 4-17, however he only got to the line once, and obviously bricked them both. When you're struggling you got to recognize that and get to the basket more and try to get a rhythm at the foul line.
Defensively he only had 9 rebounds in 58 minutes, I expect a little more out of him in that much playing time, especially when our bigs went out. Lastly he didn't have a single steal in the game, which hurt because he couldn't score in transition, which is really where he creates his offense and explains his 4-17 a little more

Between the odd death threats, and the fact he looked like he was the Bulls 6th man, wearing green, does anybody think maybe Tony Allen has some gambling debts he doesn’t want to tell people about?

Doc gets a pass, compared to last year for winning a title, in that I don’t want his head on a pike for putting Tony in the game, however its only a “you’re allowed to learn from your mistake,” kind of pass. Do it twice, and you deserve to have the masses standing on your lawn with pitchforks.


I refuse to believe that the home crowd will allow the Celtics to lose a game 7 in the Garden, but I’ve been disappointed in the crowd a few times this year, so I suppose anything is possible. I just hope they don’t lay an egg like they did in 200

And now here we go, the time on the left is remaining in the quarter, I didn't distinguish between quarters, because if you read through, you should be able to count to four...even you Ryan, whom I'm writing this for as a recap since he was riveted by happy time with his significant other and her family instead of game 7.

9:56 – I hope that’s not god dressed like either Ben Gordon or Derrick Rose tonight. One Chicago Bull dropping 63 in aplayoff game in the Garden is enough for my lifetime.

9:40 ok, a 9-0 run is not how I would have drawn up my ideal first two minutes, but Perk makes a layup and draws a foul on Joakim Noah, who has to report to his WNBA team as soon as his run with the Bulls is over.
Ok I’ll be honest, I really don’t know when WNBA preseason practice starts…thankfully.

7:51 Doug Collins with the first Andrew Toney reference, I wasn't actually born yet when that happened in May of 1982, though my parents had been forced to marry that month because of an upcoming surprise, yet I did get physically sick to my stomach at Collins’ reference.
Ben Gordon is entering the Pantheon of all-time great fakes of an injury in a contract year.

6:58 The Celtics are in foul trouble, and chucking jumpers like the three foot arc around the paint is contaminated with swine flu.
I’m starting to wish the Bulls had watched game film of the Hawks in game 7 last year.

4:00 – a two and a half minute up and down where thankfully the C’s cut into the lead, but it looks as though Jerry Reinsdorf got to hand pick tonight’s officials, as the touch fouls that got Big Baby and Scal in early foul trouble appear to be encouraged at the other end of the floor. I think Rose took out a lead pipe and Gilloolied (sp?) Rondo on a break away as he tried to pass to Scal for an open three.

1:00 The 2007 Rajon Rondo has once again showed up in the first quarter, not a good sign, as Rose is absolutely abusing him at both ends of the floor.

:35 I cant even cheer when Scal makes shots, because by acknowledging that we need Scal to score and play well in a game 7 means we suck.

End of First: Free throws at the moment are 9-9 for the Bulls, and 2-3 for the Celtics, there doesn’t seem to be a huge disparity on what either team is doing, just what the officials deem a foul. This is why people hate the NBA.

5:00 Eddie House for three with the assist from Noah, followed by a layup from Pierce. The Celtics went on an 11-0 run, that honest to god, I’m not lying was keyed by the defense of Stephon Marbury. Either that or James Posey kidnapped him, and shrunk six inches to play Rose like a glove.

3:50 House launches and makes another one, glad to see Doc finally watched game film of the Conference finals from last year, or at least remembered his name, so he could put him in for the what seems like the first time in the series. Maybe he confused Eddie and Tony Allen for six games.

2:50 Perk just picked up his third foul, and we could be in some trouble there, especially as I see someone wearing Mikki Moore’s uniform entering the game. I’m hoping it’s the tallest most athletic guy Ainge found at the Tobin Community Center this afternoon, and not the actually Mikki Moore, but we’ll see.

2:20 and finally a touch foul is called on the Bulls, who are only in the game because they’ve taken 10 more free throws than the Celtics at this point.

1:57 whoever that masked tall man claiming to be Moore is, just took a charge and followed up with an offensive rebound and a layup. So we can safely say that everyone on the roster has contributed in this one.
I say yes, because Tony Allen is contributing by not actually playing. If his +/- remains at zero, as does his minutes played we’ll be moving on.

:50 a great hustle play with Rondo diving on the floor and forcing a turnover, as the Celtics are up 12 Vinny Del Negro is informed by Del Harris, that he is in fact allowed to use a timeout in this quarter to stop the run. He doesn’t have to save all six for the final 30 seconds. The learning curve for rookie coaches is a steep one in the playoffs.

:40 Even god knew it wasn’t a foul, as Hinrich bricks two free throws after tripping over his own feet and selling a foul.

Halftime – 52-38 Celtics. TNT chooses Scal as the halftime interview, has Scal ever been interviewed before, during, or after a game in his life? Did David Aldridge grab him during a timeout and give him three or four minutes to practice some answers?

Just an unbelieveable second quarter by the Celtics, who looked like a defending champion, using its bench, and turning a nine point deficit into a 14 point lead, with the help of Stephon Marbury, defensive specialist; Mikki Moore (or unnamed Roxbury native pretending to be Mikki) taking a charge and finishing two offensive rebounds with layups; Scal shooting threes, and serving as the team’s PR rep; and Eddie House, doing crazy things Eddie House does, that usually result in three’s when things are going well.
To allow only 11 second quarter points, when it looked like we couldn’t guard them at all was incredible, hats off to them, but the job is only half done.


After hearing about Tony Allen getting into a verbal shouting match with the Globe’s Marc Spears, who runs a cool 6-8 about 260 or more, before the biggest game of the season; well I understand how Tony has gotten himself into enough scrapes that might warrant death threats.
Some people just don’t get, and never will. It’s going to be a shame, when Bob Ley's nephew is interviewing him on a panel with JR Richard’s surviving family members, a decrepit Marvin Barnes, and an obese John Daly on Outside the Lines, morons who couldn’t get out of their own way.

For those who claim you only need to see the last five minutes of the fourth quarter of an NBA game, I will point to the second quarter of this one when the balance of power changed. If you were watching Evan Longoria continue to own the Red Sox in a way only John Henry and the Yawkey family has over the last 75 years, well shame on you, and turn in your Celtics fandom at the door.
This applies double if you were at a Major Indoor Lacrosse league game in Buffalo with your girlfriend.
I swear I don’t know anybody like that, if I did I’d be forced to kill him then myself, for once considering a person of such low self esteem, and even less pride a friend.

Third Quarter

8:00 for the first four minutes the Bulls came out with a little more fire as the C’s seem to think this one has been clinched already. Perk picks up his fourth, and quite honestly I’m still floored he played all of game 5 without committing a foul, how was that possible? Did Vegas even have that as a prop bet, and if so what would the line be? Greater or less than the 50-1 shot who won the Derby? I say much greater, on a level that we cant fathom.

5:57 Noah tries to turn the tide of the series, by trying to Kurt Rambis Rondo going to the hoop. I really want to argue about this being a flagrant foul, but quite honestly Rondo probably deserved it, and even though I hate Noah too, I have to think that after seven games of seeing Rondo any player might be forgiven if they lose their mind and want to punch him or haul his ass to the ground.

3:44 a Brief lull in the game as both teams are basically playing this like the final day of an AAU tournament, which is understandable given the amount of games and overtimes that have been played in this series.
It’s gotten a little physical and it was suggested to me that the Celtics need to clock somebody. While I scoffed at first, I think that could be Tony Allen’s contribution, a beating laid on a Bull and a suspension for game 1 or possibly beyond.
Then again he’s probably color blind, and while trying to take out Noah in the red jersey, he’d actually wind up clocking Big Baby in the home white and green, thus rendering our third power forward incapacitated for the next round.

0:00 A sloppy third quarter mercifully comes to an end, with the Celtics still up seven. They couldn’t give the knockout blow, and Gordon buried a three to end the quarter so he might be back ready to play in crunchtime. No lead in this series is safe, except for maybe that 30 point lead they had in game three.

11:20 wait Lindsey Hunter hasn’t retired? Wow, cant believe he hasn’t been used more in this series. He tortured the Celtics defensively last year in the conference finals, thank god Del Negro has that hillbilly Western Mass. intellect.

10:20 Eddie House drills another jumper, and I’m starting to wonder if him and Dave Roberts have similar bloodlines, or at least if the same brand of ice water runs through their veins.

8:48 – EDDIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He buries a badly needed three, and probably uttered the modern hip hop version of Larry’s epic “you can’t fuckin cover me” that the legend told Bill Fitch and the Rockets after drilling a three in game 6 of the ’86 finals.
Sadly Steve Javee heard whatever House said, and T’d him up for it, because apparently David Stern is handing out $1000 bonuses for handing out technicals tonight, (Rondo got a questionable, to be nice, tech in the third quarter), perhaps Javee had Pioneer of the Nile the Derby and needs to make up the deficit somewhere.

6:10 Hinrich buries a three and I cant figure out why the clock is moving so slow, why? Why? Why?

5:44 The Bulls are awarded a point from the first quarter on a Gordon three. I fell asleep multiple times during the correctable errors portion of referee school, so I guess I wont argue this one, but I don’t remember seeing this question on the test.

3:16 Kevin Harlan Strikes again, claiming the Bulls haven’t turned the ball over in 13 straight possessions, as Salmons kicks the ball out of bounds. Two more technicals are handed out as Javee clearly had a Friesan Fire/Dunkirk exacta in the Derby, and is in need of the extra five grand he’ll receive for the five techs given out in this one.
Perk makes the two free throws, and I’m starting to feel vindicated about my optimism toward him for so many years when he looked like a stiff.
I will be expecting a 600 word apology in my inbox by Monday, former roomate.

2:30 Dave Roberts for THREEEEEEEEEE!!! Oh, I mean Eddie House; my bad got caught up in the moment.

1:50 Doug Collins informs us that Red Holzman was the first coach to do the offense for defense thing. So wait, it took 6o years of playing basketball to figure that out? Man I wish I had been born in the 40s; my basketball IQ would be through the roof then.

1:05 Brian Scalabrine the anti-Tony Allen calls timeout when trapped in the corner in the midst of a bad possession. I think I cheered louder for that than anything else he’s done tonight. I want to buy him a beer for that, and shake his hand. (ok maybe hug him; you cant underestimate how much Tony Allen has scarred me from Thursday night)

:46.8 Noah fouls out as Pierce makes a great defensive rebound attempt between two guys. Somehow Noah had 15 rebounds, he seemed rather quiet tonight.
Pierce knocks both down (had he and Rondo done that earlier we’d be watching game 1 of the conference semifinals, rather well rested)

35.6 – Ray almost turns it over but instead he juggles it up to the hoop for a three point play, that sums up Ray’s entire series.
And I finally lit the good Fuente Cigar I bought in Myrtle Beach, not so much out of victory but out of relief

They say the two best words in coaching are Practice tomorrow, as a fan I think the best are "tickets will be on sale tomorrow morning at 11am"

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Rudy T said it best, “never underestimate the heart of a champion”. Everyone on this roster is a champion basically and the likes of Scal, and Eddie House showed it tonight and it rubbed off on Mikki Moore and Stephon Marbury. It was absolutely the total team effort cliche, as the Bulls, and the country saw firsthand that Celtic Pride is more than just a horrific movie that killed Daniel Stern's career.
Short of a drive by I have no clue how to stop Dwight Howard in the next round, I don’t care that much right now.
This was a tremendous series, in which words cant do it justice, so I wont try right now, Im just happy they won and there two more weeks of Celtics basketball.

Tossing Batting Practice…while wondering why anyone who doesn’t root for the Celtics would want to kill Tony Allen…

I apologize for the brief intermission this month, school, and coaching caught up to me a bit, and my creativity just kind of waned. Anyway back to smarmy mundane and sometimes obvious comments about everyday sporting life.

The good news is Allen probably wont have anything to worry about regarding his safety in Chicago for game 6, if his alleged assailant is a Bulls fan. The guy played tonight like he was a BC hoopster circa the late 70s Henry Hill was showering him with coke and hookers.

I have found Paul Pierce to be one of the most frustrating athletes in Boston sports of my lifetime, but even though I hate the little post up at the top of the key, take a dribble and fadeaway move, it worked perfect tonight and I have to tip my cap to him, he certainly came up when the team needed it most.

I have no idea why Vinny Del Negro keeps calling timeouts to draw up plays, it seems pretty rudimentary to me.
Clear out, pick and roll for Rose, spread the floor with Gordon and Salmons and let Rose make a good decision.
Then again he didn’t do that any of the times he called timeout, thus further proving that nobody intelligent has ever come out of Western. Mass.

I got back from class just in time to see Ray Allen foul out, honestly I didn’t think there could have been a more unpredictable revelation, even if you told me Miki Moore had 40 (I mean he has to have scored double figures once in his life on some level right? He is in the NBA?).
But then I saw Stephon Marbury enter for defensive purposes, late in the game and that took home the big teddy bear in the carnival game of guessing the most improbable occurence in a game.

A big thumbs up to Kevin Harlan for the reverse jinx before Miller’s free throws, when he stated the Bulls had made 16 straight from the line.
Joe Buck and Don Orsillo proudly acknowledge your excellent work.

It’s my favorite time of year, playoff time in the NBA and NHL, and one of my favorite aspects of this time of year is the amount of teams that go up 3-0 in a series. Inevitably whenever this happens, the graphic pops up about the teams that have completed the comeback, its usually followed by the Dave Roberts steal, and it gets a little dusty in here.


I appreciate Big Baby Davis and all the hard work he does, but he really can’t finish underneath in traffic. So it’s frustrating that the Celtics don’t realize this and still pass it to him down there.

Not really a lot to say about the Sox right now, I’m loving the depth of our bullpen, though I can’t help but wonder if Papelbon has gotten a little too big for his britches and is maybe coming back to earth a bit.

I refuse to gloat, (a lot) about a series ion April, we’ve won far too many of those over the years, and surely the Yanks pitching will square itself away, as will its offense.
As long as the Devil Rays keep underachieving I’ll feel ok, the regular season is just a daily distraction until September anyway.

It was awesome to see Ellsbury steal home (that’s the kind of in depth analysis you get here at TBP).

I was at the Billy Hatcher steal of home game got to see it develop because I was sitting in the alley between homplate and the first base dugout in the lower bowl, back when it didn’t cost 1/8th of a semester’s tuition at a private university to sit there.
That was one of the coolest things I had ever seen when I was 11 years old.

It's really great to have Julio Lugo back, I mean he dropped that routine double play ball, where he looked like my grandmother trying to catch a fastball, and clearly his karma extended to everything else around the team, especially Lopez dropping the easy flip to lose the game.

Is Julio Lugo spanish for Tony Allen?


As most of you know I went to one of the most liberal schools in America, basically a student body of crazy hippies. While I always assumed all college students tend to be closer to the left in terms of political and social beliefs, but apparently not.
In a class presentation tonight, I heard one girl refer to a crucial Civil War battle as
“when WE lost the war.” I mean 140 years later, they still haven’t gotten over it, so I guess there’s little to no hope I’ll ever recover from the Super Bowl that shall not be named, or the League Championship series that never happened.
I was speechless at first, then had to use every ounce of self restraint not to laugh, or ask a question about the odd use of the word We.

Later in a presentation a kid tried to argue for less gun control, by stating the number of accidental deaths caused by doctors is far greater percentage wise than the number of accidental deaths caused by guns.
I’m still waiting for the answer on number of intentional deaths caused by Doctors relative to guns.

So our old rivals the Carolina Hurricanes will be coming to Boston for the playoffs. I must dust off my Primeau sucks chant from 1998.
Perhaps some little high school miscreants can replace me, Dunneski and Mule throwing super balls on the ice, and lofting paper airplanes in the balcony during this series.

That will be the extent of the hockey analysis for now, I promise of this series lasts longer than four or five games I might know the names of the majority of the players, (spelling probably not) and with it some hockey analysis.

I did have a “they were better in my day” moment the other night when I heard someone compare Milan Lucic (who apparently is neither a pompous eastern European fashion designer, nor a neighborhood in an Italian city) to Cam Neely.
Despite having seen Lucic (sp?) only a handful of times, I am steadfast in my belief that nobody had the power, speed and scoring combination of number 8.

Somewhere Mike O’Connell, a former youth hockey instructor of mine, is somewhat vindicated as Joe Thornton is golfing already again. I hope he’s a scratch golfer at this point in his career, though I’m sure if you put anything of value on the line (i.e. anything but his pride) he’d fold like an accordion.

Not tossing batting practice today…

Instead we’re Taking a Mulligan…..reporting live from Augusta National…because quite frankly I needed a break from Jim Nantz and I wasn’t going to give up The Masters to make it happen…

Being stuck in rural Georgia for the last few months has been a tough life adjustment, but from the moment I accepted my new job, I had secretly hoped I could go see the Masters.
The schedule broke right for me, and the usually exorbitant prices started heading south this week, so the only thing standing in my way were studying for grad school exams I have this week.
I’ve never been the most judicious of students, so of course I chose to roll the dice and take a trip to Augusta.
I left the house at 7:30 and cruised in just under three hours. When you get off the highway I expected a pristine country club setting kind of road, like we have at Brookline.
Instead I found route 1 equivalent complete with a Waffle House and a Hooters. After making a right at the TGI Fridays, I pull onto this quiet tree lined lane with a couple houses and vast gravel parking lots.
Despite the fact the Members of Augusta National are generally rich Captains of Industry, I have to admire their disregard for Capitalism as they offer free parking for everyone.
I get out of my car and look for tickets, a half a mile back towards the highway later I procure one at a reasonable price (i.e. I’m able to keep my first born, and both legs), and now I’m headed back to the course.

Walking in the first thing that strikes you is how peaceful it is, almost no sound except for a few lone birds chirping, almost politely. The trees are towering high, and full of growth, something a hardended New Englander is not used to seeing in early April.
As the temperature warms, I am left with a tough decision about what to do with my long sleeve shirt. As I look around at some of the questionable fashion choices, I determine that I can in fact tie it around my waist, and not look like the biggest snob here.
The British guy in the bright purple and yellow Payne Stewart outfit I cam across later clearly had that honor.

I peruse the pro shop, where I too could own a goofy looking golf hat for a mere $50, or an $80 collared shirt. On the flip side the concession stand again seems to defy Capitalist values, as sandwiches go for a buck and a half, and soda and candy are a dollar. Beers are under three bucks, but I question the point of getting drunk at a golf tournament unless your buddies have raised enough bail money.
Cell phones and cameras aren’t allowed on the premises for obvious reasons, but they treat it like bringing a loaded gun into the club.
If you do need to make a phone call there is a bank of phones in random places that offer free long distance anywhere in the country. Sadly the advent of cell phones has rendered me unable to remember anyone’s number.

After walking through concessions and the pro shop, I see the course itself. It’s kind of like walking through all those shops at Disneyworld. The Magic Kingdom is off in the distance, in this case the leaderboard, and as soon as you get out into the clearing its sort of overwhelming which way to go because people are walking everywhere.

I choose to wander aimlessly and look at some holes as people who have no hope of winning are playing out the string. The first thing that strikes me is that golfers aren’t all that big, I know that’s not shocking news, but even folks who are supposed to be big like Cabrera aren’t.
As I survey the course, the color of green is striking, nothing faded (even the gravel cart path is dyed green) and the grass looks perfect (though trampled after seven days of public access). The azaleas are blooming, and the sand traps are whiter than any Caribbean Beach.
As I see some guys tee off and shoot irons, I’m struck by the fact the sound off the club is not the booming blast it sounds on tv, it’s a simple sound any average guy who hits the ball square can make. However as it whizzes by your head it’s a little unnerving, even though you know its not hitting you.

I head over to the 10th hole and watch a couple groups including Bubba Watson, who is clad in a teal shirt and plaid pants, while sporting a driver that has a hot pink shaft. I have no joke here, I think it speaks for itself.

D.J. Trahan (didn’t know who he was before today either) has a caddy who was sporting a Green Monster sox shirt under the painters coveralls caddies wear. Now one would think this would make him a reasonably friendly or affable man at least to a fellow Sox fan, one would be wrong.

The prevalence of Sox hats throughout the golf course was incredible. I think only Georgia hats were more common (aside from Masters and golf company hats) and not by much. I saw Sox hats of all types, including a Titleist hat with a Sox logo, truly a nation we have on our hands perhaps we can talk to Jerry Remy about a possible secession.
Viva La Revolucion!!!!


I briefly watch Tiger on the practice green. He drills five quick short putts, which only frustrates me more about my short game. However, those are the last five good putts he hits all day.

Had I been made aware of the amount of attractive women who inhabit golf tournaments, I might have applied myself earlier in life. At the very least I think these are things parents should be doing, that’s why Earl Woods superglued clubs to Tiger’s hands. He saw a future Swedish model daughter in law, fame and fortune were secondary. Further proof I was shortchanged growing up.

I choose to follow the group of Tiger and Phil Mickelson, and if they fall out of contention I’ll veer back and check out the final group. But also because nobody pays the big bucks to see Kenny Perry or Angel Cabrera do anything
Tiger opens his round in much the same way I probably would have, by carrying it over the gallery somewhere. Unlike me his second shot carries a tree and lands near the pin to save par.

My first sight of Phil Mickelson, all I could think of as the line in Tommy Boy, “the camera adds a couple of…hundred pounds.”
He’s not all that big, and certainly not pudgy at least not in person. However the pinstriped pants have him looking like a goofy European.
I’m not a fashion cop by any means, but between the fans and golfers, who thinks some of these look good? I saw a guy with gold sneakers, and a magenta collared shirt (collar up), really I demand an investigation.
Mickelson starts a birdie barrage on two, three, five and six and is walking like he knows he’s in a zone.
His par three tee shot on six that sailed over my head and onto the green next to the pin was amazing to see. The crowd is now cheering everything Phil does, including successfully walking from shot to shot.

He’s at seven under and making a real charge, I’m morally obligated to root for any lefty golfer, and this group has gotten interesting and into contention.

In the least improper golf attire for a fan contest, the tattooed white guy in the KG Celtics jersey seems a little out of place, a close second is the bandwagon fan in the Rays jersey.

That strut of Phil’s stopped briefly when he Winged Foot (yes it’s a verb meaning to find the woods with your drive in a major championship while in contention, hey my blog, my rules of grammar). However he hits an incredible iron that drops within two feet of the pin in front of me.

The fact I recognize Jim Furyk by sight from 75 yards away, just proves I watch too much Sportscenter.

Tiger is struggling and jokes are flying in the gallery as Phil has upstaged him, and is smiling ear to ear. I can’t help but wonder when the collapse will come. Tiger flips his putter in frustration after missing a putt on seven. I don’t know by how much because once the pin is gone, I can’t ever find the hole.
Through seven holes, I have yet to perfect the somber golf clap, which is sort of the obligatory applaud after making an easy tap in after failing to make the important putt. Veteran golf fans seem project a monotone boom after a disappointing hole.
I have however perfected the boisterous shriek after Mickelson does something well. His following is getting a little Happy Gilmore-esque.

I elect to get a drink and not follow the duo to eight, like Ron Burgundy I regret this immediately as I see Tiger nail a long eagle putt from the ninth green roughly 700 yards away kinda like being in the opposite endzone at Gillette.

Mickelson again Winged Foots a tee shot seeming a little rattled after Tiger’s eagle. He follows that by finding the bunker from the woods, however he saves par.

While I applaud excellent play, I have to say I enjoy the sufferings of professional golfers and in particular I love seeing a shot that rolls all the way down a steep slope, or a putt that rolls all the way off the green. I get to see Heidi Watney’s anorexic gangly cousin Watney putt one off the ninth, and Mickelson come up short on an approach. I’m sadistic I know, but I feel as though others should feel my pain sometime.

I jump all the way to Amen Corner which is an absolute mob scene, albeit the most polite mob on earth, as everyone says excuse me and genuinely cares about other’s sightlines (this will change later)
Despite the oversized gallery nobody is watching Watney or Stephen Ames play the par 3 12th.


The sightlines at 11 and 12 are among the best in all of the golf world, absolutely the perfect place to play golf. I’m simply not a good enough writer to adequately describe it.

Mickelson has now added a new shot to future Major blog verbiage, as he Augusta’s his tee shot on the 12th rolling it into the water for a double bogey.
At the same time someone nearly kills the gallery with an approach onto 11, and nobody even turns their head to look.

Leaderboard watching is now a common pastime, and the anticipation as the hand operated scoreboards are updated is exciting, this time the crowd roars as Cabrera bogeys

All over the course are club officials who also wear green jackets. Nevermind that it’s 70 degrees, and they’re clearly wearing them to show the world they’re important. I briefly ponder whether I could accost one, steal his jacket and make it out of there.
After wondering how the cops will react, I decide that given the medieval ways Georgia cops enforce traffic laws, stealing an green jacket is likely a death penalty offense here.

After 12 holes I decide golf is far more suited for television. The interminable length with which people take to line up putts is annoying enough, but Tiger just stared at the pin on 12 as if he could telepathically move it if he stared hard enough.
The fact all that dogwood didn't make me sneeze once during a putting sequence is a minor miracle.

The Mickelson brigade has hit the skids following the double bogey, but Tiger is making a push. From my vantage point on 14 I find myself standing next to his old swing coach, the legendary Butch Harmon.
He can barely watch as Tiger drills an approach, and again he looks away as his former pupil just misses a putt.
After both finish 14, someone near me asks “is anyone following the leaders?”
Harmon quickly provides the line of the day as he deadpanned “only their wives.”

I can’t help but wonder if Perry is playing so mistake free because there’s no pressure on him, since virtually everyone is following Phil and Tiger. Soon thereafter I had my answer.

Both Phil and Tiger miss golden eagle opportunities on 15 and Tiger’s birdie on 16 leaves them both one back heading to the final two holes. My adrenaline is racing as people hustle to get a good view of 17. It’s here I discover that running is not allowed at Augusta National. (insert standard Lee Corso “not so fast my friend” joke here _______).
The security guards who bark out "walk please" look like every retired lunchlady hall monitor I ever encountered in junior high. Only at Augusta can senior citizen women be adequate security.

I swear to God I wasn’t the guy who ran onto the course and did a snow angle in the bunker on 17. I did however have to explain to two southerners what a Snow Angel was, and invoking the name of Lonnie Paxton only complicated matters.


Tiger played 18 this week like Roy McAvoy in the movie Tin Cup, the only thing missing today was him asking his Kiwi Caddy (who has a hilarious accent, of which I don’t understand how Tiger can focus when he talks) for another ball. He capped this real life cinematic nightmare by hitting a tree. When the ball made contact with that tree it made a crack I’ve only heard when Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz take batting practice.

It’s apparently contagious as Mickelson finds the bunker on 18. Perhaps his caddy should tell him they play 19 holes on the final day of Major Championships from here on out.

For 16 holes this was an incredible event to watch unfold. Both guys seemed to try to one up each other and made the other step his game up, and usually they did. It was anything you can do I can do better.
Then the final two holes, they played a version of anything you can I can do crappier.

I am dead tired and decide to head toward the exit and beat some traffic. But the fact that I hadn’t actually seen the leader take a shot made me turn around and walk to 17. I can hear the roar of what was Perry’s incredible tee shot on 16, as the scores change I assume its over, but I arrive to 17 in time to see Kenny Perry bogey, as Cabrera saves a par.

Perry bogeys 18 and it’s on to a three way playoff. As the players make their way back up 18 the politeness of earlier has gone completely out the window as the rich folks who have seats in front of the green refuse to sit down sparking a large shouting match, that us plebeians eventually won out.

The views of the playoff I had were great, at least until Perry’s approach on the second playoff sailed deep into the woods. I was pulling for Perry once Phil and Tiger faded but to get to see great golf was a privilege.

I take issue with Masters fans being the best in golf as some have said, as I was floored to the parking lot more than half empty after the playoff was over.

Championship golf is definitely best suited for television and perhaps that's where many fans went to see the final stages unfold, but I’d encourage anyone to go spend a day at Augusta and experience the roar of the crowd as a huge putt goes down, and the cataclysmic groan as a shot falls just short.

It truly is a tradition and a sporting event unlike any other I have attended.

Tossing Batting Practice….while wondering if there are any other words to the One Shining Moment song besides "One shining Moment"

All in all the tournament sucked from start to finish, and I’m not saying this cause I’m bitter I didn’t win a pool for the second year in a row. (the longest such streak in my life, I too may have to fire Billy Gillespie, and hire someone new to fill out my brackets).
The actual final CBS montage should have been a perpetual loop of Scottie Reynolds going the length of the floor to beat Pitt, since thats the only thing anyone will remember about this tournament.

The title game was so thoroughly uninteresting I was watching reruns of Family Guy and My Name is Earl by the time it was 14-7.

Saturday night I had the odd experience of walking into what turned out to be a Michigan St. bar for the semifinal game, and being the only UConn fan in the bar. I was happy for the Spartans but the 20 straight minutes I was subjected to the school song in the bar quickly proved to be annoying.

I have always hated North Carolina, I guess because I’ve been a Duke fan for a long time, but its also because I think Roy Williams’ whole folksy, dag gum it routine is a sham. I’m sure he really does act that way but to be honest, I like Jim Calhoun for all the reasons people don’t like him. He’s rude, and ornery, and quite frankly, he’s real. I feel Roy is a fake.

I was hoping that Villanova could pull off the upset Saturday, and get some revenge from the 2005 Sweet 16 in which they were robbed. With under 10 seconds to go Allan Ray drove to the bucket was fouled and hit a shot, only the whistle was blown for a phantom travel.
Only two people in the entire arena thought he traveled, the official, and Jason Harrington; bad officiating defender extraordinaire. Despite his presence as an oxymoronic (emphasis on the moronic) Millitary Intelligence officer, Jay would vehemently defend Osama Bin Laden against a bad call, if Osama were a fellow basketball official.
Jay and I along with Guiney were privileged to be in the Carrier Dome that night. Sort of. We were so far away it was hard to tell dark blue from sky blue, but regardless. UNC went on to win the national title, but I still say I was robbed from seeing one of the great upsets in tourney history that night.
Alas, Saturday night Villanova was just another in a long line of overmatched teams in this tournament, against UNC.
Despite my disdain for the Tar Heels I did enjoy watching them play this year, their fast break was impressive, and honestly, when they wanted to play defense they were as good as anybody in the country. Yes I am a huge basketball nerd.

It’s not often you can witness the peak of a person’s life come to an end, but when the scoreboard hit triple zeroes, the real world came calling for Tyler Hansbrough who will never be able to replicate his popularity for the last four years.
Hey Tim Tebow, hope you were watching, cause you’ll be experiencing the same thing next January.

I have long been a defender of the Globe, and while I won’t get into the whole issue about its potential demise, its stories like the one about the Vermont athletic director, who as the headline states “fosters a state of excellence” that makes the average person realize they too could be a sports writer or editor with seemingly no training.
For those of you who don’t know, UVM dropped a pair of spring sports earlier this year. It’s sad that it happened, but to laud an AD who is lucky enough to have a hockey program in the Frozen Four, as fostering excellence is kind of like George Bush proclaiming economic growth as unemployment skyrockets.

Monday was opening day, kind of. But even in Georgia it felt like the start of baseball season was here, after all it was cloudy and overcast, 43 degrees with a stiff wind that cut right through you. It felt like home.

Wednesday night I finally got to catch a Sox game, courtesy of the free baseball package preview, I can honestly say I was a little too excited to see a WB Mason commercial for the first time in three months. And there was something homely about the sound of Don and Jerry. Since I was priced out of Fenway long ago, the sights and sounds of the ballpark no longer indicate Opening Day, its commercials and Heidi Watney that tell me its spring time again.

So in game 2 of 162 I got a taunting text message about the Sox losing from a couple of Braves fans down here. I have to admire their incredibly poor timing and the faithfulness as many are convinced they can make a run this year if their young bullpen comes through. Well that young bullpen today blew a seven run lead in the seventh while walking in four runs with the bases loaded.
Might want to work on that timing Braves fans because your insults only make me laugh.

I am desperately trying to find a ticket to go to the Masters this weekend but since I might have to sell my first born it probably won’t happen, but instead I could attend the state Grits festival on Saturday, which I was informed three separate times in the 10 minutes I listened to the radio today.